Humor Zone

Here are some funny quotes from kids on what THEY believe abou the Bible, or at least what they wrote.

Some fun jokes that show that the Bible is an interesting book!

Here are some humorous lessons on life - great quoteables you can use in teacher training.

A humorous story of a reformed parrot.

It has come to our attention that Children’s Pastors see the world a little differently than most others. This handy reference guide will help bridge the language gap that so often divides them from the rest of society. We recommend this guide be kept for ready reference at all staff and board meetings so as to help understand your children’s pastor and his/her perspective.

Why do you need the Kidology Handbook? Maybe it will help you solve the Rubix Cube or Catch a Crocodile!

A collection of jokes relating to dads

Speaking about kids? Here are some great 'kid quotes' you can use. Who knows if they are really true, but they are funny!

A variety of Easter related jokes.

OUCH!!!! Can i just tell you that my youth pastor is feeling a great deal of pain at the moment?! Let me explain. Sit back and enjoy the story...

There's finally a diagnosis for those of us suffering!

FUNNY RECOMMENDED THEME SONGS FOR BIBLE CHARACTERS

This is something that happened last week to one of our new church families.

In order to measure your level of proficiency as a choir member, the following test has been carefully developed by experts. Read and reflect on each situation and then select the option that will enhance the quality of the performance.

CHRISTIAN BUMPER STICKERS - or catchy witnessing sayings (mostly for sake of humor)

Various church jokes

Various church jokes

Various church jokes

A little girl speaks to the fish

Fun Things To Do During Boring Sermons

A humorous look at how priorities change when it comes to our spiritual life.

Scientist can never duplicate God

Funnt things kids wrote in science papers.

How parents might edit the old testament...

For those who already have children past this age, this is hilarious. For those who have children this age, this is not funny. For those who have children nearing this age, this is a warning. For those who have not yet had children, this is birth control.

Alex was staring up at the large plaque that hung in the church foyer....

Top 20 Sayings we'd like to see on those office inspirational posters...

Kids think in creative ways - especially when asked to answer questions on a test! Here is a collection of things kids have written. They are both humurous and teach us a lot about the mind of a child.

The Tragedy on the Cliff, by Eileen Dover, and many more!

Some fun at the oddities of our language - great for missions training on learning other languages

Most people assume WWJD is for "What would Jesus do?" But a few enlightened individuals think the initials really stand for "What would Jesus drive?"

Sometimes kids take things a little too literally!

Bobbin learns an important lesson in that he doesn't need to change himself to please other people. God created you the way you are for His glory.

I offer prizes to all of the kids who bring guests and to their guests using a giant foam nose. Both the guest and the child who brings the guest get to pick from prizes that I've inserted in the giant foam nose.

This is a prop that I spent too much time on...

Ever felt a kinship to the big guy in the red suit? It may not be coincidental.

AIN'T I A STINKER? is a short eight to ten minute Bugs Bunny "cartoon" in which Bugs learns just how much of a stinker he really is. It's used as a fresh way to introduce Romans 3:23 - All Have Sinned and from there, to share the Gospel.

A fun summary of the Bible, written by a child.

A very short parable in the form of a mini-screen play based on Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back, relating to children's ministry leadership, apathy, and volunteer appreciation.

Advice for kids, such as "When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone."

Humorous look at the things we learn from mom

Here is some humorous advice... but these are also good discussion starters on Biblical topics!

A dramatic metaphor of classroom discipline based on the Original Star Trek Series. I wrote this in partial fulfillment of a teaching component in my seminary internship. It is based on real events.