Wit and Wisdom Zone

A Collection of Wit and Wisdom for the discerning mind and heart collected by Pastor Karl Bastian.

Every week, read a new encouraging verse from the Bible in our A Word from the Word Zone.
Explore a new related word each week as Pastor Karl encourages you in your ministry in our Encouraging Words Zone.

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Free Impossible

Start by doing what’s necessary; then do what’s possible; and suddenly you are doing the impossible. - Francis of Assisi

Leadership Wisdom
Free Chop Chop

Give me six hours to chop down a tree and I will spend the first four sharpening the axe. – Abraham Lincoln

Leadership Wisdom
Free Energy

It takes as much energy to wish as it does to plan. – Eleanor Roosevelt

Leadership Wisdom
Free Live and Learn

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. - Mahatmas Gandhi

Leadership Wisdom
Free Psychiatrist

I told my psychiatrist that I've been hearing voices. He said, "Karl, you don't have a psychiatrist."

Leadership Wit
Free Someplace

“If you don’t know where you are going, you’ll end up someplace else.” - Yogi Berra

Leadership Wit
Free Cats Claws

What’s the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has claws at the end of its paws, and a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.

Leadership Wit
Free Majority

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain

Leadership Wisdom
Free Pause

Practice the pause. Pause before judging. Pause before assuming. Pause before accusing. Pause and you'll avoid doing and saying things you'll later regret. - Lori Deschene

Leadership Wisdom
Free Wisdom

Knowledge comes from the study of cause and effect. Wisdom is the result of pause and reflect. - Karl Bastian

Leadership Wit
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