Wit and Wisdom Zone

A Collection of Wit and Wisdom for the discerning mind and heart collected by Pastor Karl Bastian.

Every week, read a new encouraging verse from the Bible in our A Word from the Word Zone.
Explore a new related word each week as Pastor Karl encourages you in your ministry in our Encouraging Words Zone.

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Free Tomorrow

Never put off until tomorrow what you can put off for good.

Leadership Wit
Free Accomplishment

There can be no great accomplishment without risk. – Neil Armstrong

Leadership Wisdom
Free Calculated

The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math.

Leadership Wit
Free Laughter

Go ahead. Take risks. It gives the rest of us something to laugh at.

Leadership Wit
Free Low Bid

Astronaut John Glenn, while strapped into a space capsule and about to be launched into space, was asked by a reporter, “How do you feel?” The story goes that he replied, “How would you feel strapped to 150,000 parts each supplied by the lowest bidder?”

Leadership Wit
Free Shots

You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. - Wayne Gretzky

Leadership Wisdom
Free Skydiving

If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving definitely isn’t for you. - Steven Wright

Leadership Wisdom
Free Success

Great successes never come without risks. – Flavius Josephus

Leadership Wisdom
Free Axe

Give me six hours to chop down a tree and I will spend the first four sharpening the axe. - Abraham Lincoln

Leadership Wisdom
Free Flashlight

A flashlight is a container for storing dead batteries in.

Leadership Wit
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