Wit and Wisdom Zone
A Collection of Wit and Wisdom for the discerning mind and heart collected by Pastor Karl Bastian.
Every week, read a new encouraging verse from the Bible in our A Word from the Word Zone.
Explore a new related word each week as Pastor Karl encourages you in your ministry in our Encouraging Words Zone.
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Plan
If you fail to plan you plan to fail. |
Leadership Wit |
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Walking
He who thinketh he leadeth and hath no one following is only taking a walk. - Benjamin L. Hooks |
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Ketchup
Why did the leader rub ketchup in his eyes? He heard that Heinz sight was always helpful. |
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Lasers
Doctor, I don't think my laser eye surgery worked. I can see fine, but I can't figure out how to shoot the lasers! |
Leadership Wit |
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Leadership
Leadership is the activity of influencing people to cooperate toward some goal which they come to find desirable. - Ordway Tead |
Leadership Wisdom |
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Vision
Vision gives direction. Vision governs decisions. Vision motivates. Vision helps achieve the impossible. Vision gives God the glory. - Greg Morris |
Leadership Wisdom |
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3 Types
There are 3 types of people in the world: 1. Those who make things happen. 2. Those who watch things happen. 3. Those who say, “What just happened?!” |
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3 Ways
There are 3 ways to get things done. 1. Do it yourself. 2. Hire someone to do it for you. 3. Tell your kids not to do it. |
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Door
If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door. - Milton Berle |
Leadership Wisdom |
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Fail
The primary reason people fail to take the initiative is because no one told them to. - Karl Bastian |
Leadership Wisdom |
