An Ode to Dew
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Author/Source: Karl Bastian
Topic: Mountain Dew
An Ode to Dew
Do I have my Dew?
I do!
Do I do my Dew?
I do!
I do my Dew,
And Dew my do,
I cannot do
Without my Dew.
For when I Dew
I better do,
So when I must do
I do Dew too!
Without my Dew,
I cannot do,
I cannot do,
Without my Dew.
So I Dew
It's true, It's true!
It's true that I will
Do my
Dew,
But I will Dew my
do too!
Yes!
To my Dew,
I am true,
To my Dew,
And not a few!
Do I do a Dew?
Do I do two Dews?
Two Dews I do!
Two Dews I do!
I do two Dews
Yes, it's true!
When I do a Dew or two,
Then I do another Dew,
Another Dew I do it's true,
The Dews I do are not a few!
If do a Dew that's not so new
Then do Dews on Dews on Dews,
To undo Dew that wasn't new,
For do not do Dews that are not new!
A true Dew? Not new? Not true!
Dew not new? Do NOT Do!
Do not do a Dew not new!
Well, I did my Dew,
My Dew I did,
My Dew is empty,
My Dew is rid.
I did rid my Dew I did.
Can't do Dew if Dew is did!
If Dew is did, no more to drink,
Then no more poem I can think.
If no more think from no more drink,
Then no more Dew to run my head,
I did the Dew, now do the bed.
The Dewologist
Copyright 2003 All Rights I Dew Reserve.
