Billy Didn't Do It!
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Topic: Bible Teaching Humor
A pastor wanted to find out how well the children were coming along in their Bible classes. So he visited one of the classes to ask the children a few Bible related questions.
"Billy, tell me who tore down the walls of Jericho?" asked the pastor. Billy replied very seriously, "Pastor, I don't know who did it, but I promise, I didn't do it!"
The pastor left the room stunned and disappointed at the lack of Bible knowledge among the kids. It troubled him so much that he decided to take it to the elders of the church! He shared his questions and what Billy had said.
The elders thought about it for several minutes before one of them spoke up and, "Well, pastor, I can tell you this. I know that boy and his family very well. If Billy said he didn't tear it down, you can rest assured he didn't do it. I say we forget the whole thing and vote as a board to use the money in the miscellaneous fund to rebuild it.
